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A brief preface

Let me start off by really framing the context for this tutorial series with a list of unreasonable expectations:

Unreasonable expectations:

If any of the above bullet points was going through your head before you clicked on the link that led you here, please read the below list of reasonable expectations.

Reasonable expectations:

Now that we have all of these harsh realities out of the way, let's get started with the lessons!